A famous quote from Winston Churchill (before he became the Prime Minister). While drunken at a party, he was approached by an angry lady:
"Sir, you are drunk!"
To which he simply replied,
"Yes madam, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning."
Well dang, ya stumped me there
factgirl. To be honest I don't care if it's true, it kinda adds to the myth that
Winston Churchill was a great
wit.