This is achieved by enhancing whatever it is you wish to say by speaking loud
ly and slow
For example, if in Spain
and wishing to order a coke
, a person not well versed in International English
"Um, could I have a Coke please?"
And of course, the waiter
would almost certainly have no idea what the foreign customer
was desiring. Lets convert it to International English, so that the customer could communicate
with the waiter in the correct manner:
"H E L L O, C O U L D, I, H A V E A, C O K E, P L E A S E?
The waiter will now of course understand what the customer said. It's a well known fact of tourist
s that if you say something loudly and slowly enough in English
, anyone can understand it! After all, you can!
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