Not to be confused with
turntablists, unless you want a kick in the face(although some may have some of the same records).
Wedding DJs are traditionally
cheesy, balding blokes with ruffle shirts in some lurid colour, who play all the worst records known to humans, such as
Agadoo, the
Birdie Song,
the Wurzels and
the Wombles, and shitloads of
Abba. They usually have a little van with their name on the side, and come complete with nasty flashing lights of the traffic-light kind, disco balls and lots of glitter. Campy, but fun if you are
very, very drunk.