Ah memories. My freshman year, before Housing was wise enough to put me in townhouses for the rest of my academic career, we had all the greats in our dorm. "The Phantom Pooper", the "Booger Bandit", and "that nameless guy that would shave his head with an electric razor while standing over a toilet and flush it, thus leaving a perfectly clean toilet bowl surrounded on all sides by a forest of short hair." Legends, all.