At my sister
's wedding two weeks ago, one of my little cousins ran up to the head table
and began to ask questions of the bridesmaids
. I answered her questions with silly answers
and another little cousin ran up to join in the fun. My other sister (not the bride
) was sitting next to me.
"How come Vanessa
is so tanned?"
because she eats toast
"If you live in Arizona, how come you're so white
because I drink bleach
"NO YOU DON'T!!" (giggles)
"When are you going to get married
My sister Vanessa tells them, "Jennifer's not going to get married. She's going to be the cat lady
ha ha. It would be a lot funnier if I weren't actually afraid
it was going to happen.