One of the best white trash treat
s one can assemble is the microwave
d salami and processed cheese sandwich on cheap white bread
. I have been told by multiple people
that eating something like this will make me sick
or cause cancer
, but what do they know?
Microwave as much sliced hard salami as you would like, separately. Spread it out on paper towel
s to soak up the grease, and then microwave it long enough to get it to a beef jerky
sort of consistency - shriveled, and less colorful - to be exact. Be careful pulling this out of the microwave, and don't mind the smell. Honest, it will taste much better than it smells (sort of a rancid bacon
Arrange your shriveled salami disks on the Wonder bread
and top with Kraft
singles. Smash the second piece of bread down firmly on the cheese (it's important to do this, or else the salami
falls out) and enjoy.