In my
dream, I look down at my hands and my
fingernails are yellowed, and some have
split down the middle. My nails look like the
neglected toenails of very old people - gnarled, ragged, and thick. I decide I must not have been eating well -
but I only drank a couple of
white russians last night, and they were
fine then, so how could this have happened to my nails so fast?
I started looking for an
emery board to fix my nails, and then I woke up. The first thing I did was look at my
hands. My nails are fine. There aren't even any
hangnails.