I have ingested way too many
drugs. My stomach is
rumbling, and I don't want to be at work.
Drugs for the day - as opposed to
Five things I am thankful for:
Septra DS
Pyridium
Paxil
Acetaminophen
Ortho-Tricyclen
The Septras are big powdery
white horse pills, and make me terribly nauseous. They are supposed to
eradicate the
bacteria which are happily living in my
bladder. The Pyridium makes my pee
orange and stains my
underpants, it is supposed to make my urination less
painful. The Paxil is supposed to make me less anxious and more happy. The Ortho-Tricyclen is cancelled out by the Septra, and is supposed to keep the
babies at bay.
The outcome is that I have a sorely
upset stomach, I'm wrecking my underpants (and my pee still hurts anyway), I can't have sex, and I'm still fucking
depressed. To top it off, I think that the Paxil is giving me headaches. Hence the knockoff
Tylenol.