First of all, thank you for controlling certain autonomic
, life sustaining activities like circulatory and respiratory functions. Please keep up the good work! Also, thanks for helping me escape/avoid all those foolish
life-threatenening situations to which I used to be so prone.
I am sorry, old friend, but I have a few gripes
as well. These are mainly concerned with storage and retrieval of my personal experience
- When recalling certain events, please spare me your criticisms of "you should have/could have/would have". I didn't ask you for your opinion.
- Quit witholding those really painful memories. I need to reconcile these issues somehow once and for all. But as you let me access this data, please...
- Don't spring this stuff on me in public! You know I don't deal well with the flashbacks.
- Please, however, keep reminding me of life's many joys. I want to have more positive experiences and share these with my family and friends.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.