Once again, I have no laundry money.

I hate that. I'm not getting paid until Thursday, so I'm going to be turning my socks inside out for the next two days. That is, as they say, some brutal pie.
I have an exam tomorrow and a paper due on Thursday. On top of that, it's still winter! When is it all going to end? That's what I'd like to know. At least I have the following things going for me: