"Oregon's Premire Catholic Teaching University," or some such BS. If you discount the bad food, and Public Relations, it is a nice school. They're not picky about your personal religious tastes (they have a Muslim prayer room in one of the dorms), any there are parties, and every shade of hell raising when we're bored.

One of it's best features has to the the bluff. It overlooks Swan Island and downtown Portland. When the lightning is out, it is a sight to behold.