user since
Wed Sep 15 2004 at 02:50:07 (13.2 years ago )
last seen
Sat Mar 5 2005 at 03:13:19 (12.8 years ago )
level / experience
1 (Initiate)
mission drive within everything
to have the most of everything, anywhere, including nowhere and nothing.
specialties
anti-cheese head, however a cheeseball.
motto
I know as much as anyone...nothing.
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I came out of god's butt somehow, then travelled across outer space for 2 years (not very long relatively speaking). Then I went back in. That was quite the popping noise.

Every once in a while I get a flashback, and realize that it was me in the beginning who had my head up myself. Stil happens once in a while.

Then I had various encounters with various aliens, and somehow ended up in my mom. This is my reality, not anyone else's, so if you don't like it, slap yourself silly with a rubber hose. If you buy this I have some land in Afghanistan I'd like to sell ya.