seriously. if there were an
international summit in which all the world leaders were arguing about
trade embargos and such, then suddenly...
*poof*...they all turned into
hamsters, i am certain that
all the world's problems would be solved. instantly, the leaders' bickering would be cute and adorable hamster
squeaking and
fighting. awwwww..... i'm getting all
teary-eyed just thinking about it. "forget world hunger," the
rodential rulers would proclaim, "let us eat our
blind young!" but, of course, we wouldn't understand them. we'd just all "
oohhhhhhhh" and "
ahhhhhhh" and occasionally "
whooooooo" at their amazing
cuteness. the entire population would enter into a new peace called the
pax rodentia and we would live in a
utopia. that is, until
the great sunflower seed shortage of 2034 which will be the
impetus for
the most brutal and devastating war that this
galaxy has ever seen.