"Why don't we take a medium where the user usually sets the pace of information retrieval, but instead give the info to them at a speed we set," said someone at Microsoft after they had been given their MS Lobotomy 95. "It'll work like some archaic piece of technology which was meant for a completely different type of data!"

"I know," said Netscape's Villiage Idiot, "let's make a tag which annoys the shit out of anybody who views a page it's placed on! It can, like, draw all the attention on the page to a single word or phrase!"