100 words (exactly) for ideath:

How do you get there?

There is a simple answer to this question. There is a simpler answer, then a longer answer. The final answer makes the first three better.

The second answer, the other, simpler one referenced above, is “remember as best you can”.

The third answer, the more complex one, is “You can't get there from here, this river only flows one direction”.

The first answer, the simple one, is “get born”.

And the fourth answer, the big payoff for reading this, is that you will never get back to the first year of your life.
I'm sorry.