Factgirl's fact of the day:
Mastubating will not cause you to go
Viagra, however causes the blood vessels in your retinas (and your naughty bits)
Project: Next time you go to the DMV, watch the men to see if they cheat on
the eye test and snicker knowingly.
The television does not emit enough radiation to
make you go blind.
Sitting too close does, however, exopose you to the threat of Verizon
Comercial Madness or VCM.
Project: Play a game with yourself: see how many Verizon comercials you can
spot in one hour.
Then try to beat that number!
Watching TV in the dark won't make you go blind.
Watching something with your eyes held perfecly still will make you see a purple
Your rods and cones need you to move your eyes constantly to keep
up their supplies of chemicals.
up the chemicals and poof! Welcome to Jimi Hendrixville, population, you!
Project: Masturbate while sitting too close to the TV in the dark.
-its a fact!