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(person) by exceptinsects Tue Jul 31 2001 at 22:30:25
  • According to Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker's "Trilogy", Eccentrica Gallumbits is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.
  • Ms. Gallumbits has been known to describe Zaphod Beeblebrox as "the Best Bang since the Big One," and is often featured in the favorite dreams of Ford Prefect.
  • To quote Mr. Prefect, "Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Me, I disagree, I say five."
  • She is also the author of The Big Bang Theory--A Personal View, one of the best selling novels in the universe (after The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
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