(thing) by everyone Mon Jun 19 2000 at 18:32:49
Homer Simpson's Internet startup, which did absolutely nothing.

Comic Book Guy came in and said the following:

"I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a fiber-optic one point five megabit T1 line. Can you provide an IP router compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?"

Homer paused, then replied "umm.... can I have some money now?"

His company was later sabotaged by a certain Bill Gates.

"So... the Internet is on computers now?" - Homer, CEO, reading Wired.
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