I am close friends with an undertaker,
a neighbor to an incinerator
I have a passing acquaintance
with several priests, some of whom give last rites
via speed dial.
I have been called a dark angel,
the patron saint of self-dug graves
I admit to some flaws, but
just a few.
I am nothing compared to my best friend,
an
irritable hit man,
payments and patience both past due