The weather forecast is always wrong,
sort of like some men I know,
that is the First rule.

Second, what other people tell you about the future is
usually wrong too.

Third, and this is the most important part:
Brisk winds can disguise a lot.

Sunny days have a way of changing, unexpectedly
into thunderstorms, or worse.
People can get hurt.

I could have told you all of this before.
But you wouldn't have listened.


title and inspiration from jessicaj.