P was given a lung transplant, 

which was buried with him after he died in the explosion.

 

J married into a wealthy family,

who treated her like a Queen until he left her.

 

C was hired straight out of college, 

it lead to two promotions, a pink slip and a waitressing job. 

 

B had two wives, four kids and several grandkids.

He used to say that men in his family lived into their 90s,

so he outlived them all.

 

Pity.