Return to Ordering from catalogs (idea)

I love this [Home for the holidays|time of year]
so many catalogs, [variety is the spice of life|so many choices]

Last year I ordered most of my clothes from [Eddie Bauer]
But this year I think I am leaning toward [Lands' end]

You can't be too careful, you know
The [watching the detectives|authorities] are so [attention to detail|scrupulous] about certain [residue of violence|fabric samples]
[return to sender|Changing my address] is helpful,
but there is no reason to give them more evidence than they need

I would rather they think I am bored easily
That is hardly the case, of course
[Patience|I've got all the time in the world]