I used to collect baseball cards, but quit because
I got sick of bubblegum and got tired of watching my team lose.

There was a time I played a lot of chess, but stopped because
I lost more than I won and because girls thought it was nerdy.

For a while I played piano, but gave it up because
my teacher moved away and she told me I shouldn't call her anymore.

So now I mostly watch TV and think about you because,
I've run out of things to do with my spare time.