Somebody left their bike outside the gas station,
just asking to be stolen.

's amazing to me that it was there at all,
knowing how people are these days.

I rode it around for a while and showed my girlfriend,
who thought it was funny.

After a while I got bored of it and left it
in a ditch by the elementary school
so some kid could find it.

I'm a pretty generous guy if you think about it.