Here are the chords for this song. I don't have all of the picking from the version on The Bends, but these are the correct chords. If you have need of information on how to play any of these chords, I suggest The Everything Guide to Guitar Chords.


Verse:


A                            
A green plastic watering can
      F#m              E  D
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
              A     D
In the fake plastic earth
This repeats for all the verses.


Chorus:


             Bm                A
It wears her out, it wears her out
             Bm                A
It wears her out, it wears her out

The chorus is used for the "It wears her out", "It wears him out", and "It wears me out" figures.


Ending:

               Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
           A
If I could be who you wanted
       Bm            A
All the time, all the time


Let me know if you have any corrections for these chords, suggestions for the writeup, or additions you'd like to make