/MSG fOOTPRINTS wHAT'S THE DEAL, EH? wHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ANYWAY?
BTW if you actually message me that, you will get the reply "A Duck". "

The above was taken from footprints' homenode

This is untrue

The reply you will receive is NOTHING like that... but you will have to /msg footprints yourself.

When questioned about this issue you will hear a sorry excuse and half assed self pity rant that goes something like this :

"oh, fuck, I'm an idiot. I completely forgot about that. I would have remembered if it was out of the blue, but it was just in the middle of a conversation, and I thought you were being serious. And all this time I was annoyed no one had said that to me, and I never got to say 'a duck', and then when someone does, I screw up. I should have listened to my mother. It sure as hell won't happen again"

You can't believe anyone these days...