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When I got the first [email], I asked my [cubemate] who the [sender] was. She looked over at the [subject] and said "he's cute... open it!"

I know vbs [worms] from [irc], traditionally they're sent out as HOTSEX.vbs.jpg and MYDICK.jpg.vbs and I knew better than to open the [attachment].

I really am [disappointed] in how it was dealt with. I got over 300 [ILOVEYOU email]s from people I don't know this afternoon and that fucking [Microsoft] [DING] that nobody thinks about [shut]ting off DINGED 300 times on every [PC] on our [floor]. I was becoming quite [irritated] until a [genius] [sysadmin] remembered he could make a [kill file] on the [subject] lines going through the mail [server] so they could work on a [remedy] for the problem instead of [worry]ing about the server crashing.

Yay, [MCSE]!

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