I'm in Newport, Rhode Island or maybe Coronado Island, California, and the lady is Karen from that stupid Big Brother show. She's caretaker or something at this beautiful garden. She picks up the rag rug and bugs drop off of it. She identifies each one as it falls:
"Red Spider", "Golden Beetle"
None of the bugs have names I've ever heard of, but each one seems right, and she's very earnest.