Given the adage
that the root of all evi
l is money
:: money = root(all evil
...And also that its a well known fact that in order to date them, you need both time and money :: women = time + money
Since it was proven long ago that time is actually money :: time = money
Then we can logically prove by commutativity that :: women = 2x root(all evil)
In other words, women are twice the root of all evil.