And now for something completely different

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Hi, my name is Tim, and I play the ukulele. Don't worry, I'm not gonna play Tiptoe Through the Tulips. It's actually kinda difficult. So let me start off something a little easier, a tribute to the 1980s.

Medley: 867-5309/Jenny, Hungry Like the Wolf

Thanks. Thanks a lot. You guys have been great. One more? oh, okay, sure. Here's a Cab Calloway number...

Everybody Eats When They Come to My House

Thank you very much. Good night, everybody!