Hmm. Only six days until the baby is due to be born: so any time from now to early July! Apparently only 3% of kids are born on the expected date. Not very expected, if you ask me.

Can't think what to name it if it's a boy. We've got the girl's name decided, and we're pretty sure of the first name for a boy, just not the middle name. I don't think my wife would be keen on "TheBooBooKitty", no matter how rare. Sorry mate.

The house is prepared, with two rooms combined into one to free up a room for the nursery. I must have put up about two football pitches' worth of shelves to store stuff.

Not long until I don't get much sleep for a few months. At least there will be a really good supply of excellent toys around the house.