“Carry pets on the Escalator”
Said the sign at the escalator
And both Mark
For most of the shoppers carried neither cat
s, nor dog
So they set up a pet department to rectify
And although the shoppers bought pets in large amounts,
they were reluctant to take them shopping, violating
Rule once more.
Mark and Spencer now had their barbed hook
s of motivation
entangled in the fishing line
They contemplated several possibilities including genocidal
elimination of the stereotypical shopper
However, without a shopper on an escalator
cats or dogs will never be carried.