Beer Slut
Beer Slut is a drinking game oft employed by the species "Student"
to get mortally sloshed in an entertaining and typically hilarious
manner. Has been known to be rather entertaining with as few as three players,
but fun to be had increases exponentially as more players join
the game.
Equipment
- A pack of playing cards
- X bottles of beer, where X= (n x 13)+2. (n = number
of players)
- Three or more players, ideally a 50:50 mix of genders.
Gameplay
The game starts by designating a dealer for the first round. The cards
are shuffled and one card is dealt to each player face down. The person
to the left of the dealer exposes hir card and play proceeds according
to the rule established for that card (see Rules below). When the
condition on the card is met, the player/s who meet/s the condition take a decently-sized
drink. When the card has been played it is returned to the dealer and placed
at the bottom of the pack. Game ends upon meeting any of the following conditions:
- Beer (or any other alcohol) runs out. Note that this is NOT supposed
to happen.
- More that half the players are too drunk to follow the rules.
- Any one of the players either throws up over several others or reaches a
comatose state and requires medical attention. A designated spectator/driver
normally strikes most as a good idea in retrospect so try and plan this
beforehand. (Personal note : We once played this game having one
of the players do press-ups(push-ups) instead of paying his debts in
drink. This ensures that the designated spectator suffers his due.)
Rules
Each of the cards in the pack carries a rule. Rules here are the ones we normally
play by but feel free to modify them as you deem fit, as long as they
are established before the game commences. I am used to them as follows:
A : Rule card. A rule is established by the bearer of the card. Rules are
cumulative, last all through the game and apply to all players. Examples of
rules are typically "All players must drink using their left hand"
or "It is forbidden to say the word "drink"". Broken
rule means extra swig as a penalty, so eg. Player A notices Player B holding
the bottle/glass he drinks from in his right hand, and points it out to the
rest. Player A exclaims "Hey Player B, you're using your right hand! Drink
up!" Both players have and extra drink.
2 : Player assigns 2 drinks. Player may ask two individuals to take a tot
or assign both to the same player.
3: Player assigns 3 drinks: As above but 3 drinks are assigned.
4: Player to the right of card-bearer must have a drink.
5 : Player to the left of the card-bearer drinks.
6 : Beer Slut! : Player licks the back of the card and sticks it to
hir forehead displaying the six. This player must supply all with drinks.
This includes, but is not limited to, running to the fridge at any request,
opening bottles, and clearing empty ones. Next player to get a six is the new
beer slut.
7: Thumb Master : Gameplay resumes as usual. The Thumb Master will at some
point display his thumb and this action is imitated by all the players. The
last player to notice gets to drink.
8 : Word Association : The player says a word and each player says an associated
word in turn. The first player to be at loss for a word for more than 8 seconds,
or comes up with something totally irrelevant gets the penalty.
9 : Famous People : The player mentions a celebrity/historical figure etc
by name and surname. The next person must name a celebrity whose name starts
with the same letter as the previously mentioned person's surname. eg. Abraham
Lincoln....Larry Flynt....Fats Domino (although
after a few rounds "Fred Flintstone" would have been acceptable).
This lasts until a player fails to mention a name for longer than 9 seconds.
10 : Suicide Drink : Player takes two drinks.
J : All Male players must drink.
Q : All Female players must drink
K : Community Drink. All Players take a swig.
Disclaimer
Dwardu accepts no responsibility for injury, damage to property or loss
of senses, virginity or of life as a direct or indirect consequence
of playing this game.