- Print out pamphlets on the dangers of technology and how a secret governmental society is plotting a take over of America.

- Gather said pamphlets and like minded friends and preach to the unenlightened masses. Large bulletins and/or radio attention helps.

- Strategically place pamphlets in plants and on mannequins. Wearing grimy clothes and posing as mannequins yourself also helps. Be sure to get attention of security guards.

- Finally, when all pamphlets are handed out, or enough people have been angered, join in a cacophanous scream and run from the mall without taking more than one breath.

If done correctly this can be most effective.