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Graduated magna cum laude from Westpointe Military College, 1964.
Served two terms in the jungle in Vietnam before going MIA. While in Viet-Cong custody, I penned the greatest American novel of the twentieth century using my own blood as ink and leaves I was able to collect as paper. Since my novel exploded onto the International publishing scene in 1983 (four years after being rescued by elite marine paratroopers) I have lived in exile at Truffle's mom's house.