A while back the Landover Baptist Church
put out a fake press release
about the Satanic overtones of the Jar Jar Binks Love Doll
. It's this they should have mocked. I have never seen a more phallic
children's toy. It positively screamed "sex toy
". Just imagine: one presses, releases and press the plunger again, sending this pink tongue
in and out, in and out of Jar Jar's mouth...
Not surprisingly, it got pulled off the market very quickly.
There's one in a cabinet in my house - it'll be collectable one day. It's my retirement plan. Heh.