Wandering Rocks part 2
James Joyce -- Ulysses -- Published 1922
Ulysses 10: Wandering Rocks Part 3
The lacquey by the door of Dillon's auctionrooms shook his handbell twice again and
viewed himself in the chalked mirror of the cabinet.
Dilly Dedalus, listening by the curbstone, heard the beats of the bell, the cries of
the auctioneer within. Four and nine. Those lovely curtains. Five shillings. Cosy
curtains. Selling new at two guineas. Any advance on five shillings? Going for five
The lacquey lifted his handbell and shook it:
Bang of the lastlap bell spurred the halfmile wheelmen to their sprint. J. A. Jackson,
W. E. Wylie, A. Munro and H. T. Gahan, their stretched necks wagging, negotiated the curve
by the College Library.
Mr Dedalus, tugging a long moustache, came round from Williams's row. He halted near
-- It's time for you, she said.
-- Stand up straight for the love of the Lord Jesus, Mr Dedalus said. Are you trying to
imitate your uncle John the cornetplayer, head upon shoulders? Melancholy God!
Dilly shrugged her shoulders. Mr Dedalus placed his hands on them and held them back.
-- Stand up straight, girl, he said. You'll get curvature of the spine. Do you know
what you look like?
He let his head sink suddenly down and forward, hunching his shoulders and dropping his
-- Give it up, father, Dilly said. All the people are looking at you.
Mr Dedalus drew himself upright and tugged again at his moustache.
-- Did you get any money? Dilly asked.
-- Where would I get money? Mr Dedalus said. There is no-one in Dublin would lend me
-- You got some, Dilly said, looking in his eyes.
-- How do you know that? Mr Dedalus asked, his tongue in his cheek.
Mr Kernan, pleased with the order he had booked, walked boldly along James's street.
-- I know you did, Dilly answered. Were you in the Scotch house now?
-- I was not then, Mr Dedalus said, smiling. Was it the little nuns taught you to be so
He handed her a shilling.
-- See if you can do anything with that, he said.
-- I suppose you got five, Dilly said. Give me more than that.
-- Wait awhile, Mr Dedalus said threateningly. You're like the rest of them, are you?
An insolent pack of little bitches since your poor mother died. But wait awhile. You'll
all get a short shrift and a long day from me. Low blackguardism! I'm going to get rid of
you. Wouldn't care if I was stretched out stiff. He's dead. The man upstairs is dead.
He left her and walked on. Dilly followed quickly and pulled his coat.
-- Well, what is it? he said, stopping.
The lacquey rang his bell behind their backs.
-- Curse your bloody blatant soul, Mr Dedalus cried, turning on him.
The lacquey, aware of comment, shook the lolling clapper of his bell but feebly:
Mr Dedalus stared at him.
-- Watch him, he said. It's instructive. I wonder will he allow us to talk.
-- You got more than that, father, Dilly said.
-- I'm going to show you a little trick, Mr Dedalus said. I'll leave you all where
Jesus left the jews. Look, that's all I have. I got two shillings from Jack Power and I
spent twopence for a shave for the funeral.
He drew forth a handful of copper coins nervously.
-- Can't you look for some money somewhere? Dilly said.
Mr Dedalus thought and nodded.
-- I will, he said gravely. I looked all along the gutter in O'Connell street. I'll try
this one now.
-- You're very funny, Dilly said, grinning.
-- Here, Mr Dedalus said, handing her two pennies. Get a glass of milk for yourself and
a bun or a something. I'll be home shortly.
He put the other coins in his pocket and started to walk on.
The viceregal cavalcade passed, greeted by obsequious policemen, out of Parkgate.
-- I'm sure you have another shilling, Dilly said.
The lacquey banged loudly.
Mr Dedalus amid the din walked off, murmuring to himself with a pursing mincing mouth:
-- The little nuns! Nice little things! O, sure they wouldn't do anything! O, sure they
wouldn't really! Is it little sister Monica!
From the sundial towards James's Gate walked Mr Kernan pleased with the order he had
booked for Pulbrook Robertson boldly along James's street, past Shackleton's offices. Got
round him all right. How do you do, Mr Crimmins? First rate, sir. I was afraid you might
be up in your other establishment in Pimlico. How are things going? Just keeping alive.
Lovely weather we are having. Yes, indeed. Good for the country. Those farmers are always
grumbling. I'll just take a thimbleful of your best gin, Mr Crimmins. A small gin, sir.
Yes, sir. Terrible affair that General Slocum explosion. Terrible, terrible! A thousand
casualties. And heartrending scenes. Men trampling down women and children. Most brutal
thing. What do they say was the cause? Spontaneous combustion: most scandalous revelation.
Not a single lifeboat would float and the firehose all burst. What I can't understand is
how the inspectors ever allowed a boat like that... Now you are talking straight, Mr
Crimmins. You know why? Palmoil. Is that a fact? Without a doubt. Well now, look at that.
And America they say is the land of the free. I thought we were bad here.
I smiled at him. America, I said, quietly, just like that. What is it? The
sweepings of every country including our own. Isn't that true? That's a fact.
Graft, my dear sir. Well, of course, where there's money going there's always someone
to pick it up.
Saw him looking at my frockcoat. Dress does it. Nothing like a dressy appearance. Bowls
-- Hello, Simon, Father Cowley said. How are things?
-- Hello, Bob, old man, Mr Dedalus answered stopping.
Mr Kernan halted and preened himself before the sloping mirror of Peter Kennedy,
hairdresser. Stylish coat, beyond a doubt. Scott of Dawson street. Well worth the half
sovereign I gave Neary for it. Never built under three guineas. Fits me down to the
ground. Some Kildare street club toff had it probably. John Mulligan, the manager of the
Hibernian bank, gave me a very sharp eye yesterday on Carlisle bridge as if he remembered
Aham! Must dress the character for those fellows. Knight of the road. Gentleman. And
now, Mr Crimmins, may we have the honour of your custom again, sir. The cup that cheers
but not inebriates, as the old saying has it.
North wall and sir John Rogerson's quay, with hulls and anchorchains, sailing westward,
sailed by a skiff, a crumpled throwaway, rocked on the ferry-wash, Elijah is coming.
Mr Kernan glanced in farewell at his image. High colour, of course. Grizzled moustache.
Returned Indian officer. Bravely he bore his stumpy body forward on spatted feet, squaring
his shoulders. Is that Lambert's brother over the way, Sam? What? Yes. He's as like it as
damn it. No. The windscreen of that motorcar in the sun there. Just a flash like that.
Damn like him.
Aham! Hot spirit of juniper juice warmed his vitals and his breath. Good drop of gin,
that was. His frocktails winked in bright sunshine to his fat strut.
Down there Emmet was hanged, drawn and quartered. Greasy black rope. Dogs licking the
blood off the street when the lord lieutenant's wife drove by in her noddy.
Let me see. Is he buried in saint Michan's? Or no, there was a midnight burial in
Glasnevin. Corpse brought in through a secret door in the wall. Dignam is there now. Went
out in a puff. Well, well. Better turn down here. Make a detour.
Mr Kernan turned and walked down the slope of Watling street by the corner of
Guinness's visitors' waitingroom. Outside the Dublin Distillers Company's stores an
outside car without fare or jarvey stood, the reins knotted to the wheel. Damn dangerous
thing. Some Tipperary bosthoon endangering the lives of the citizens. Runaway horse.
Denis Breen with his tomes, weary of having waited an hour in John Henry Menton's
office, led his wife over O'Connell bridge, bound for the office of Messrs Collis and
Mr Kernan approached Island street.
Times of the troubles. Must ask Ned Lambert to lend me those reminiscences of sir Jonah
Barrington. When you look back on it all now in a kind of retrospective arrangement.
Gaming at Daly's. No cardsharping then. One of those fellows got his hand nailed to the
table by a dagger. Somewhere here Lord Edward Fitzgerald escaped from major Sirr. Stables
behind Moira house.
Damn good gin that was.
Fine dashing young nobleman. Good stock, of course. That ruffian, that sham squire,
with his violet gloves, gave him away. Course they were on the wrong side. They rose in
dark and evil days. Fine poem that is: Ingram. They were gentlemen. Ben Dollard does sing
that ballad touchingly. Masterly rendition.
At the siege of Ross did my father fall.
A cavalcade in easy trot along Pembroke quay passed, outriders leaping, leaping in
their, in their saddles. Frockcoats. Cream sunshades.
Mr Kernan hurried forward, blowing pursily.
His Excellency! Too bad! Just missed that by a hair. Damn it! What a pity!
Stephen Dedalus watched through the webbed window the lapidary's fingers prove a
timedulled chain. Dust webbed the window and the showtrays. Dust darkened the toiling
fingers with their vulture nails. Dust slept on dull coils of bronze and silver, lozenges
of cinnabar, on rubies, leprous and winedark stones.
Born all in the dark wormy earth, cold specks of fire, evil lights shining in the
darkness. Where fallen archangels flung the stars of their brows. Muddy swinesnouts,
hands, root and root, gripe and wrest them.
She dances in a foul gloom where gum burns with garlic. A sailorman, rustbearded, sips
from a beaker rum and eyes her. A long and seafed silent rut. She dances, capers, wagging
her sowish haunches and her hips, on her gross belly flapping a ruby egg.
Old Russell with a smeared shammy rag burnished again his gem, turned it and held it at
the point of his Moses' beard. Grandfather ape gloating on a stolen hoard.
And you who wrest old images from the burial earth! The brainsick words of sophists:
Antisthenes. A lore of drugs. Orient and immortal wheat standing from everlasting to
Two old women fresh from their whiff of the briny trudged through Irishtown along
London bridge road, one with a sanded umbrella, one with a midwife's bag in which eleven
The whirr of flapping leathern bands and hum of dynamos from the powerhouse urged
Stephen to be on. Beingless beings. Stop! Throb always without you and the throb always
within. Your heart you sing of. I between them. Where? Between two roaring worlds where
they swirl, I. Shatter them, one and both. But stun myself too in the blow. Shatter me you
who can. Bawd and butcher, were the words. I say! Not yet awhile. A look around.
Yes, quite true. Very large and wonderful and keeps famous time. You say right, sir. A
Monday morning, 'twas so, indeed.
Stephen went down Bedford row, the handle of the ash clacking against his
shoulderblade. In Clohissey's window a faded 1860 print of Heenan boxing Sayers held his
eye. Staring backers with square hats stood round the roped prizering. The heavyweights in
light loincloths proposed gently each to other his bulbous fists. And they are throbbing:
He turned and halted by the slanted bookcart.
-- Twopence each, the huckster said. Four for sixpence.
Tattered pages. The Irish Beekeeper. Life and Miracles of the Curé of Ars. Pocket
Guide to Killarney.
I might find here one of my pawned schoolprizes. Stephano Dedalo, alumno optimo,
Father Conmee, having read his little hours, walked through the hamlet of Donnycarney,
Binding too good probably, what is this? Eighth and ninth book of Moses. Secret of all
secrets. Seal of King David. Thumbed pages: read and read. Who has passed here before me?
How to soften chapped hands. Recipe for white wine vinegar. How to win a woman's love. For
me this. Say the following talisman three times with hands folded:
-- Se et yilo nebrakada femininum! Amor me solo! Sanktus! Amen.
Who wrote this? Charms and invocations of the most blessed abbot Peter Salanka to all
true believers divulged. As good as any other abbot's charms, as mumbling Joachim's. Down,
baldynoddle, or we'll wool your wool.
-- What are you doing here, Stephen.
Dilly's high shoulders and shabby dress.
Shut the book quick. Don't let see.
-- What are you doing? Stephen said.
A Stuart face of nonesuch Charles, lank locks falling at its sides. It glowed as she
crouched feeding the fire with broken boots. I told her of Paris. Late lieabed under a
quilt of old overcoats, fingering a pinchbeck bracelet, Dan Kelly's token. Nebrakada
-- What have you there? Stephen asked.
-- I bought it from the other cart for a penny, Dilly said, laughing nervously. Is it
My eyes they say she has. Do others see me so? Quick, far and daring. Shadow of my
He took the coverless book from her hand. Chardenal's French primer.
-- What did you buy that for? he asked. To learn French?
She nodded, reddening and closing tight her lips.
Show no surprise. Quite natural.
-- Here, Stephen said. It's all right. Mind Maggy doesn't pawn it on you. I suppose all
my books are gone.
-- Some, Dilly said. We had to.
She is drowning. Agenbite. Save her. Agenbite. All against us. She will drown me with
her, eyes and hair. Lank coils of seaweed hair around me, my heart, my soul. Salt green
Agenbite of inwit. Inwit's agenbite.
-- Hello, Simon, Father Cowley said. How are things?
-- Hello, Bob, old man, Mr Dedalus answered, stopping.
They clasped hands loudly outside Reddy and Daughter's. Father Cowley brushed his
moustache often downward with a scooping hand.
-- What's the best news? Mr Dedalus said.
-- Why then not much, Father Cowley said. I'm barricaded up, Simon, with two men
prowling around the house trying to effect an entrance.
-- Jolly, Mr Dedalus said. Who is it?
-- O, Father Cowley said. A certain gombeen man of our acquaintance.
-- With a broken back, is it? Mr Dedalus asked.
-- The same, Simon, Father Cowley answered. Reuben of that ilk. I'm just waiting for
Ben Dollard. He's going to say a word to Long John to get him to take those two men off.
All I want is a little time.
He looked with vague hope up and down the quay, a big apple bulging in his neck.
-- I know, Mr Dedalus said, nodding. Poor old bockedy Ben! He's always doing a good
turn for someone. Hold hard!
He put on his glasses and gazed towards the metal bridge an instant.
-- There he is, by God, he said, arse and pockets.
Ben Dollard's loose blue cutaway and square hat above large slops crossed the quay in
full gait from the metal bridge. He came towards them at an amble, scratching actively
behind his coattails.
As he came near Mr Dedalus greeted:
-- Hold that fellow with the bad trousers.
-- Hold him now, Ben Dollard said.
Mr Dedalus eyed with cold wandering scorn various points of Ben Dollard's figure. Then,
turning to Father Cowley with a nod, he muttered sneeringly:
-- That's a pretty garment, isn't it, for a summer's day?
-- Why, God eternally curse your soul, Ben Dollard growled furiously, I threw out more
clothes in my time than you ever saw.
He stood beside them beaming on them first and on his roomy clothes from points of
which Mr Dedalus flicked fluff, saying:
-- They were made for a man in his health, Ben, anyhow.
-- Bad luck to the jewman that made them, Ben Dollard said. Thanks be to God he's not
-- And how is that basso profondo, Benjamin? Father Cowley asked.
Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, murmuring, glasseyed, strode past
the Kildare street club.
Ben Dollard frowned and, making suddenly a chanter's mouth, gave forth a deep note.
-- Aw! he said.
-- That's the style, Mr Dedalus said, nodding to its drone.
-- What about that? Ben Dollard said. Not too dusty? What? He turned to both.
-- That'll do, Father Cowley said, nodding also.
The reverend Hugh C. Love walked from the old Chapterhouse of saint Mary's abbey past
James and Charles Kennedy's, rectifiers, attended by Geraldines tall and personable,
towards the Tholsel beyond the Ford of Hurdles.
Ben Dollard with a heavy list towards the shopfronts led them forward, his joyful
fingers in the air.
-- Come along with me to the subsheriff's office, he said. I want to show you the new
beauty Rock has for a bailiff. He's a cross between Lobengula and Lynchehaun. He's well
worth seeing, mind you. Come along. I saw John Henry Menton casually in the Bodega just
now and it will cost me a fall if I don't... wait awhile... We're on the right lay, Bob,
believe you me.
-- For a few days tell him, Father Cowley said anxiously.
Ben Dollard halted and stared, his loud orifice open, a dangling button of his coat
wagging brightbacked from its thread as he wiped away the heavy shraums that clogged his
eyes to hear aright.
-- What few days? he boomed. Hasn't your landlord distrained for rent?
-- He has, Father Cowley said.
-- Then our friend's writ is not worth the paper it's printed on, Ben Dollard said. The
landlord has the prior claim. I gave him all the particulars. 29 Windsor avenue. Love is
-- That's right, Father Cowley said. The reverend Mr Love. He's a minister in the
country somewhere. But are you sure of that?
-- You can tell Barabbas from me, Ben Dollard said, that he can put that writ where
Jacko put the nuts.
He led Father Cowley boldly forward linked to his bulk.
-- Filberts I believe they were, Mr Dedalus said, as he dropped his glasses on his
coatfront, following them.
Wandering Rocks part 4