(idea) by dotc Wed Apr 04 2001 at 19:29:20
A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane.

Adam Bernard (adamb@bgumail.bgu.ac.il)
First seen on rec.humor.funny in March of 1997.

I like it! 1 C!