I won a motorcycle
in a contest. It wasn't just a motorcycle, it was a $30,000 Harley Davidson
motorcycle. The color scheme was yellow with flames
and for some reason, they matched the flames that mysteriously appeared painted on my cowboy boots
! I felt invincible
cruising around on my motorcycle.
I think I feel a midlife crisis coming on early. Maybe I'll have to by me a honking big motorcycle.