Dad, when are you coming to visit again?

When you retire, any chance you want to come live at our place?

For Thanksgiving, are you going to want pumpkin or cherry pie? Who am I kidding, I should bake one of each right?

Want to go shoot some pool?

Wanted to help lighten this a bit. My resepect and sympathy for those who have "issues" with their folks. May time heal.