dmandave
- user since
- Mon Apr 7 2003 at 03:03:57 (21.6 years ago )
- last seen
- Wed Aug 31 2022 at 16:40:38 (2.2 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 90 - View dmandave's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 5 (Crafter) / 1500
- C!s spent
- 1
- mission drive within everything
- learn ...and stuff
- specialties
- backcountry skiing, mountain biking
- school/company
- self
- motto
- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
- most recent writeup
- August 26, 2022
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User Bookmarks:
- 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
- Adam Purcell
- Akond of Swat
- All drugs and words and ink
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Bizarre Scenes From Martha's Kitchen (idea)
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah (thing)
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- Boys vs. Bras, what's the difference?
- Broken Starlight
- Butterfinger McFlurry
- CIA World Factbook - Hell
- Constellation Records
- COWBOY JESUS VERSUS ROBO-CHENEY (thing)
- Darwin's deathbed conversion (thing)
- death grip
- Defending the honor of Johnny Cash
- Diary of a Cereal Killer (thing)
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- E2 is unfriendly to New Order
- E2 Nutrition Facts
- Eat poop you cat
- Elephant 6 Recording Company
- Everything Arranged Marriage Registry
- Everything Bartender
- Everything, Kansas: A Manifesto
- For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
- Full text works in Everything
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Gone in Sixty Seconds - Theatre Quest Entries
- Guide to being emo
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea)
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Holy Bartender
- How Jenna Jameson Saved Christmas
- How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to destroy the Earth (essay)
- How to win a knife fight (idea)
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully (thing)
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
- International Drinking Rules
- Interview with prole (idea)
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
- It's the End of the World as We Know It
- January 3, 2004 (thing)
- Jeff Mangum
- Jesus versus everyone
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Kentucky fried psycho
- liquor (idea)
- London's calling, and it's calling you gay
- McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Monkey need pizza badly
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Punk Rocker Jenn
- R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
- Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
- Rhinoceros Party of Canada (thing)
- Rules for drinking forties
- Save Me (idea)
- Seeing movies alone (idea)
- She's so cute
- Skier's Guide to Snow
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Strongbadia
- Temporary Autonomous Zone
- The Art of the Mix Tape
- The beautiful way that two people fit together
- The Best Kind of Motorcycle is a Horse
- The Five Elements of Improv
- The Joy Luck Fight Club
- The life and adventures of Asian Orange
- The problem with messages on girls' t-shirts and a possible solution
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
- The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
- The television will not be revolutionized
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Things to do, if you are hard-core (idea)
- this is the rest of the iceberg
- Three man
- Top 100 Works of Journalism In the United States In the 20th Century
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Wal-Mart greeter throwdown (thing)
- War on terror drinking game (idea)
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- What Would Jackie Chan Do?
- What's your sign?: Dating and the Semantic Web
- Who's Got The Crack
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- You Got Served
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel