I apologise for the utter lameness of this poem, by me and sent to my beloved. Please forgive me!

You're my honeybunch
my sweetpea too
and sometimes I will
call you my honeydew

But people say that
is really quite lame
And while I must agree,
I can't take all the blame

You see it really is because
I fell in love with you
and I hope that forever and ever
it will be just us two

By dizzy