The best geek pick-up lines
are ones display
ing an almost complete naivete
regarding beautiful people of the opposite sex
, and your body
's natural reaction
to them. Hence, the following pick-up line
You make me feel like there's something wrong with my pants.
And, well, if the person in question doesn't find this charming, it just shows that he or she is most likely well-adjusted, and has a good outlook on life.