I am a man. I do not have long hair, and I do not ( normally ) cross-dress. I am very skinny, but I don't feel this makes me any less distunguishable from a woman.

Occasionally, men pinch my arse. I find this extremely uncomfortable, as I don't like being touched by anyone, but this is much, much worse. Every so often, even people I know, with girlfriends and everything, come up behind me, and place a firm hand on this arsy area.

I remember the first time it happened. I just didn't know what to say. I just said,
"You, you, you pinched my arse ! MY ARSE ! You know, my... ARSE!"

He just looked at me and said, "Yes?"

"Don't ever do that again ! ", I said. He did it again. I kicked him in the leg.

He did it AGAIN. I looked down, walked past him, and then kicked him so hard in the heels that he fell over. It might have been an overreaction.

But that never stopped this from ever happening again, with other men. So my question is, what is it about my bottom, that makes otherwise heterosexual men want to fondle it?

Do I look gay?