Here's what you do, and it'll save you (or your parents) several thousand bucks.

You have friends who will join these "clubs." They will still find you more interesting than any of the fuckwads they meet in this "club." So, you will be asked by your "aware" friends to come to the parties that really matter. Hell, there's so many fuckwads crawling around drunk at these parties that you will hardly be noticed.

While they are having a chugging contest or lighting farts, you make small talk with the sorostitutes. You will wind up with a smile on your face the next morning while the Kappa Sigs are trying to force feed each other Pepto Bismol.

This scheme will work; try it.