A city in Arkansas which is famous for three things.
- Duck hunting. People fly in there from all over the world to stand out in the dead of winter in freezing cold water up to their ass to try and shoot a duck. Go figure.
- Rice farming. The folks who live there are very upset that they cannot sell more rice to the Japanese because of their restrictive import tariffs. (It's not wise to come into town in a Toyota.)
- However, it is the third reason that I try to stay away from Stuttgart, AR. They grow mosquitoes down there that can stand flat footed and fuck a turkey.