I just put a [cigarettes|cigarette] in the ashtray for a minute while I tried to do some editing here. It immediately went out. This is [the last straw] for me.

I've put up with idiots ruining so many things in life with nary a word of complaint. Oh, maybe a few. I did complain about [class action suit|class action suits] where idiots have tried to ruin so many businesses (including mine) by pretending that they are too stupid to read a [disclaimer] or warning label. This is the main reason I am so much in favor of [tort reform].

I can see a day when I am required by law to have a [gun trigger lock|trigger lock] on my guns so that it will take me crucial time to fire a couple of rounds when I feel the need. How in God's name am I going to send a message to that [punk] driving down my street with FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU / YOU CUNT WHORE BITCH / I'M GONNA FUCK YOU blaring from his blown speakers if I have to take time to undo a trigger lock? These [squirrel|squirrels] I'm removing from my yard won't wait for me to mess with a trigger lock, will they?

It won't be long until I'm required by law to check the [air pressure] in my tires each month just because some folks don't realize that riding around in a [SUV|40 ton tank] with 5 pounds of air pressure is dangerous.

Soon every hamburger I get at a [fast food] place will be [cold as ice|ice cold] because some idiot says a pickle burned their precious little [pie hole]. A pie hole that could be charred shut for all I care.

I don't think I need bring up what some [stile|idiots] have attempted to do with [everything2|this web site], and would have succeeded if not for the diligent work of your [the power structure of everything 2|editorial staff].

But now it has come down to the precious few cigarettes I enjoy each day. My favorite brand has fallen prey to idiocracy. They are using a new kind of paper called "Paper Select." Guess what it's for? It's for idiots who fall asleep while smoking a cigarette in the [attempted suicide|brilliant and yet subconscious] attempt to remove their useless selves from the planet. How does it work?

According to the warning label included in the pack, the paper has [speed bump]s which cause the cigarette to die if not being sucked on with constant fervor. So, I've got to smoke this little bastard like there's no tomorrow if I want to smoke at all. One instance of taking a break from puffing like a madman, and it'll go out. I do not want to [hot box] my smoke just to keep it lit. I do not want to relight the charred end of a cigarette. Someone told me years ago that relighting a cigarette was ten times more likely to give you [cancer]. I believe that, no matter what the truth is.

We are engaged in a futile effort to keep idiots alive. You don't think this is going to affect the natural process of [evolution]? No less than the future of the human race is at stake here, and that's just another reason to vote these [liberals|misguided do-gooders] out of public office forever!

Idiots will ruin everything, eventually (idea)