You want to have some real fun? Do what I had to do one day as a kid.

A boxcar full of barbed wire, up to the roof, had been sitting in a mad dog sun all morning. I had to single-handedly empty the boxcar onto pallets and move them into a warehouse.

A roll of barbed wire is the size of a basketball and weighs about 50 pounds (as I remember it). No gloves are thick enough to keep you from ripping your hands to shreds. And the heat in that boxcar . . .

I sure would hate to have had to do real work my whole life.