First things first:

Gwenivere Danielle Maurer, my daughter was born yesterday at 3:32 AM. 8 lbs, 1 oz, 21 inches long. The most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

4:30 PM, yesterday, I lost my job.

11:30 AM today, I find out that I don't qualify for unemployment insurance because I didn't make 411 dollars in some quarter in the past year. I will qualify for it in July, 2 months from now.

I have no way to feed my family. Or, probably, to keep a phone line or my cable modem.

I do have a job interview today at 4. I hope it goes well. I just feel like dying, though.