A feature of every broadcast of A Prairie Home Companion, delivered as a monologue by Garrison Keillor. Details the recent happenings in the fictitious Minnesota town of Lake Wobegon. Each installment usually starts with
Well, it's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, my hometown, out there on the edge of the prairie...
and ends with
That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.